Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
For those who haven’t heard it, you should listen.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
IF SOMEONE TOLD ME I WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE BEEN OFFENDED
ITS LITERALLY A CRAPPY DRAWING OF A SPIDER SAYING HOT CHOCLETY MILK THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOGICAL REASON FOR ME TO FIND THIS HUMOROUS YET I AM CRYING
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN